“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
(via scuttlebuggy)
Source: -andrews
Queued: this is just adorable
What are you doing, tiny snake?
I WILL EAT THIS LEAF
LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS
CUTIE
GO TINY SNAKE GO
Source: snakesareourfriends
No one can successfully kill Sherlock.
Not even Sherlock.Not even Sherlock.
NOT EVEN SHERLOCK
(via theoceanisfortools)
Source: peruvianfolk-band
#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of Stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days
#i showed this to J and he went ‘no they’d just develop a way to teleport cats’
(via raindropsonthecarwindow)
Source: catching-everlark
So you know how the Shia LeBeouf thing is going around
well I thought to my self
“what if I search Benedict Cumberbatch? “
I mostly got rants and 5 second things of him saying something
Then
I got to this
someone explain this so me
am I missing a reference to something ?
or …
(via theoceanisfortools)
Source: SoundCloud / juliusbangert
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